Breast Cancer Cure

I've always wanted to be the person who discovers the cure for cancer. That person will be the most beloved person in the world. Until I get that medical degree (I believe I will get it in the eternities -- I imagine we will all become omniscient and omnipotent after eons and eons of progression. For the first 50 years of the eternities I will get a medical degree, the second 50 years I will learn to be a prima ballerina, the third 50 years I will learn to sing like Celine Dion, etc..) and come up with the cure for cancer, I would like to share with you my very unscientific, but carefully thought out cure for breast cancer.

First stop using antiperspirant and deodorant. This isn't my idea, but one I read by another non-medical guy. He said that the aluminum from antiperspirant is a harmful chemical and when rubbed on your armpit, the lymph nodes which are close by, absorb the chemicals and contribute to breast cancer. This just made sense to me when I read it, so I use antiperspirant very rarely. This author said, "Don't put anything on your skin that you wouldn't put in your mouth, because it gets absorbed  into your body and affects it."My whole family knows that the washcloth by my sink is for wiping my pits throughout the day. When I feel a little moisture, I go and get that washcloth wet and wipe off any sweat before it starts to stink.

Second, (and this is the cure I came up with) stop wearing bras so often. Everything on our body is healthier when we move it. We move our legs and arms when we exercise. We get our heart pumping rapidly when we want to improve its health. My mom crochets baby blankets all the time to keep her fingers moving, which helps with her arthritis. So, I think we can all agree that movement promotes the health of our body. As women, we use bras that limit the movement of our breasts. We bind them in so they will move as little as possible. We seem to be getting a lot of breast cancer; could our lack of letting those babies jiggle be part of the reason?

For the last few years ,when I take my dog for a walk, I rip off that confining bra and let them breathe. When they bounce around, I feel it is healthy for them. They are moving. Blood is getting in there and hopefully getting toxins out and bringing good stuff in. It's got to be healthy for the breast tissue, muscles, sinews, whatever is in there, to stretch, expand and contract. Now I know you big breasted women are saying it's easy for a small breasted woman like myself to say this. I just think, we've got to figure out a way to get those things moving.

I'd like to do some research on the women in Africa who go topless all their lives. Do they have less breast cancer than bra-wearing women? If they do, then maybe I'm onto something.

So there it is, my unscientific, unproven cure for breast cancer. Can't wait till this catches on and I become the most beloved woman who kept that nasty breast cancer at bay by encouraging women to go gear-less more often.